Welcome Party People!

I couldn't bear the thought of making another Myspace profile...fuck that shit. But, I did still want to share my insanely boring life consisting of nothing but banal minutia and periodic moments of mildly humorous wit with you now that I'm so far away from everyone and on my way to epic, unparalled failure out west.

Thank God for free blogware! So, I will be updating this blog every now and again with worthwhile (read:inane) observations about my Horatio Alger-like trek west and regale you all with all the shit you couldn't stand to hear in person...and now you have to waste more time reading...

You're welcome! Faggots!